Di pagi yang indah, aku call Encik Fuad ajak breakfast.. Initial plan was to pay him the RM 40 that I owed him.
(on the phone)
Aku : Hi Encik Fuad!! Katne?
En. Fuad : Kat Astaka.. tgh sarapan..
Aku : Astaka? Katne tu?
En. Fuad : Alaaaa.. kat titiwangsa tu... yg blakang istana budaya tu...
Aku : Huh? katne tu?
En. Fuad : Alaaa.. kat tempat org slalu naik kayak tu laaa.. (dengan nada boring.. cam apahal la budak pompuan ni lembab sangatttt!!)
Aku : ooooo.. kat stadium tu ke??
En. Fuad : Haaa.. kat situ aa... Datang aa.. I kat situ..
Aku : OK!
So aku pon bawak kereta kecilku menuju ke titiwangsa...
(vrooommmm... aku pon sampai ke astaka. Umang ai! Ramai gila orang!)
Aku jalan control ayu menuju ke table dorang.. A few of the guys suddenly stood up and started to leave.. Terasa aa gak tapi what the hell.. its their lost.. Maybe I'm too hot for them to handle.. hehe.. (yes memang aku suka angkat bakul seniri..)
En. Fuad : Hi!.. haa ni my friend Yazid.
Aku : Hi.. (sambil bersalam dgn dia)
Munir : U tak keje ke?
Aku : Keje patutnya tapi cam takde org kat opis so I pon mengular..
Munir & Aku : hehehe.. (cam gelak terpaksa je..)
En. Yazid : bla bla bla.. ilmu hitam... bla bla.. aku dah kena santau 7 kali.. bla bla.. aku berubat ngan sorang wak ni.. bla bla.. dia terer gila.. bla bla.. sampai skang aku dah jadi anak murid dia.. bla bla.. wak ni kat kepong.. bla bla.. aku dah byk belajar dr dia.. bla bla.. skang aku dah boleh tengok2 sket sket.. bla bla.. kat opis kita banyak gak yg dengki2.. bla bla.. bla bla bla bla...
En. Fuad : haa Zid, cuba ko tengok apai ni.. dia ada apa2 tak? kot yg menghalang jodoh dia.. hehe.. (cara cakap cam melawak je sbnarnya..)
(Its not that I dont believe all this thing, but I am just a little bit sceptical. Because to me, amalan yg core tu kena kuat dulu baru boleh venture ke alam ghaib ni.. And to me, God is great. He can cure everything and I dont see the need to involve any ilmu hitam whatsoever..)
Encik Yazid looked at me with a face without expression..
En. Yazid : Dia ni HAMBAR..
(WTF!!!!)
Aku : Huh? Hambar?
En. Yazid : Ye la.. hambar.. bila u berkawan mesti takde penghujung.. bla bla bla bla bla...
I was like.. HAMBAR!!!???
HAMBAR YOUR ASS!!!
Hambar? If I'm hambar, then I really dont know how 'havoc' really is..
HAMBARRRRR!!!!!
ARRGGHHH... this is one of the reasons why I dont really like people to read my palm or tell me what I'm like or try to guess my past.. Coz somehow it will effect me in a way.. And it will go into my subconcious mind and somehow will effect my behavior. I was pissed and confuse till now..
Aku Hambar? Huh? HAMBAR???!! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!!!
What the hell!!!
Ok la.. HAMBAR!!!!! Obviously he just plucked something out of the sky.. ME?? HAMBAR???
WTF!!!!
HAMBAR!!! HUH???
Go figure..
(on the phone)
Aku : Hi Encik Fuad!! Katne?
En. Fuad : Kat Astaka.. tgh sarapan..
Aku : Astaka? Katne tu?
En. Fuad : Alaaaa.. kat titiwangsa tu... yg blakang istana budaya tu...
Aku : Huh? katne tu?
En. Fuad : Alaaa.. kat tempat org slalu naik kayak tu laaa.. (dengan nada boring.. cam apahal la budak pompuan ni lembab sangatttt!!)
Aku : ooooo.. kat stadium tu ke??
En. Fuad : Haaa.. kat situ aa... Datang aa.. I kat situ..
Aku : OK!
So aku pon bawak kereta kecilku menuju ke titiwangsa...
(vrooommmm... aku pon sampai ke astaka. Umang ai! Ramai gila orang!)
Aku jalan control ayu menuju ke table dorang.. A few of the guys suddenly stood up and started to leave.. Terasa aa gak tapi what the hell.. its their lost.. Maybe I'm too hot for them to handle.. hehe.. (yes memang aku suka angkat bakul seniri..)
En. Fuad : Hi!.. haa ni my friend Yazid.
Aku : Hi.. (sambil bersalam dgn dia)
Munir : U tak keje ke?
Aku : Keje patutnya tapi cam takde org kat opis so I pon mengular..
Munir & Aku : hehehe.. (cam gelak terpaksa je..)
En. Yazid : bla bla bla.. ilmu hitam... bla bla.. aku dah kena santau 7 kali.. bla bla.. aku berubat ngan sorang wak ni.. bla bla.. dia terer gila.. bla bla.. sampai skang aku dah jadi anak murid dia.. bla bla.. wak ni kat kepong.. bla bla.. aku dah byk belajar dr dia.. bla bla.. skang aku dah boleh tengok2 sket sket.. bla bla.. kat opis kita banyak gak yg dengki2.. bla bla.. bla bla bla bla...
En. Fuad : haa Zid, cuba ko tengok apai ni.. dia ada apa2 tak? kot yg menghalang jodoh dia.. hehe.. (cara cakap cam melawak je sbnarnya..)
(Its not that I dont believe all this thing, but I am just a little bit sceptical. Because to me, amalan yg core tu kena kuat dulu baru boleh venture ke alam ghaib ni.. And to me, God is great. He can cure everything and I dont see the need to involve any ilmu hitam whatsoever..)
Encik Yazid looked at me with a face without expression..
En. Yazid : Dia ni HAMBAR..
(WTF!!!!)
Aku : Huh? Hambar?
En. Yazid : Ye la.. hambar.. bila u berkawan mesti takde penghujung.. bla bla bla bla bla...
I was like.. HAMBAR!!!???
HAMBAR YOUR ASS!!!
Hambar? If I'm hambar, then I really dont know how 'havoc' really is..
HAMBARRRRR!!!!!
ARRGGHHH... this is one of the reasons why I dont really like people to read my palm or tell me what I'm like or try to guess my past.. Coz somehow it will effect me in a way.. And it will go into my subconcious mind and somehow will effect my behavior. I was pissed and confuse till now..
Aku Hambar? Huh? HAMBAR???!! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!!!
What the hell!!!
Ok la.. HAMBAR!!!!! Obviously he just plucked something out of the sky.. ME?? HAMBAR???
WTF!!!!
HAMBAR!!! HUH???
Go figure..
5 comments:
you? Hambar?? No wayyyyyyy!! That person clearly don't know you.. main teka - teka jak tu.. obviously.. abaikan jak tu peeja.. you're one of the most happening people I know all my life :)
tu la pasal.. now the worh 'hambar' just stuck in my head.. i think its gonna be in my head for a few more days at least.. hehe.. thanks herda.. mintapujik bah itu orang.. cam dia tau jak semua..
kau la manusia plaing TIDAK HAMBAR skali.
aku rasa, proven la, ilmu yg dipelajari tu kurang betul kot..? hehe.. aku hanya percaya pada ALLAH, AL-QURAN, MUHAMMAD dan ajaran nya.
yes ilmu hitam tu ada, but the cure is from allah n Quran n the right islamic method.
aku bercakap kena topik ke?
well apai,.. KAU IS THE OPPOSITE HAMBAR. the end.
From the conversation, I think mamat tu yg hambar... obviously he's got nothing else to do but to label someone he barely knew. I think you're a fun and interesting person... jgn peduli sangat org cam tu.
Afee
thank you my precious friends...
luv ya!! muah muahsss!!
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